Joe Biden Wins Iowa Caucus in a historic landslide!

The app was broken but the winner was clear before it started

DES MOINES, IOWA – Joe Biden won 100% of the votes, DNC officials report. Despite rumors that rabble-rouser and unelectable upstart Bernie Sanders was going to take the day the votes were tallied and revealed a loss for the Senator. Many expect him to announce his resignation from his campaign later today.

The erroneous app reported a Sanders victory but DNC IT teams worked overnight to ensure Biden won the coveted Iowa Caucus.

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