Facebook Tears Douse Fire, Save Notre Dame

Millions of people lamenting the burning of a cathedral that they’ve heard of caused a giant cloud to form and tears fell from heaven. The fire was quickly put out because God definitely exists and definitely isn’t pissed off at catholics for that whole (whispers, “child-abuse”) thing. Google also reported that search results spiked while people researched so they seemed like credible Cathedral fans by citing facts.

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