A disgusted Jesus says “I’m not coming back” after seeing modern Christians.

God dammit. This is literally the opposite of everything I preached. Are you intentionally trying to fuck with me? I said wealth and greed was evil and you horde it like dragons. I said be kind to the vulnerable and you created sophisticated systems to discriminate, oppress and marginalize them. I said take care of each other and you live lives of luxury while refusing to even listen to the needs of the poor and hungry.

Screw all of you. I tried to save you, but you’re a bunch of worthless assholes and I’m not coming back.

– Jesus of Nazareth

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