7500 Killed in Area 51 Raid

“We thought it was a joke until they started firing.” – One survivor is quoted as saying

A disgusted Jesus says “I’m not coming back” after seeing modern Christians.

God dammit. This is literally the opposite of everything I preached. Are you intentionally trying to fuck with me? I said wealth and greed was […]
Group demands return to Asia via the Bering Strait.

These people are not “native”, they are immigrants! Do you think they just manifested fully formed here? Indigenous MY ASS. Someone should have built a […]
World Jokes and Humor Coalition Declares Satire Dead, for real this time.

The World Jokes and Humor Coalition have released a statement declaring satire dead after a vote at the recent July 2020 Comedic Administration Conference in […]
“Parents are basically cops” – Antifa says as they formally announce an alliance with the Kid’s Separatist Movement.

Children, tired of parents acting as dictators and tyrants, sought the group’s help for their fight against oppression. “If you think about it, parents are […]
Seeking to escape TERF label, J.K. Rowling announces a well-known character has been transgender all along.

“I wrote Delores Umbridge as a trans woman, that is what I had in mind the entire time. Everyone keeps calling me a TERF and […]

A disgusted Jesus says “I’m not coming back” after seeing modern Christians.